Weekly Blog Update (21st July)

Well, here we are again. I spent the night at Nicholas' house a couple of days ago. His dog, named Bacon, violated my rights. As soon as I entered the house, it immediately pounced on me and was scratching my shirt and body with its paws. It then started licking my fingers and legs. Heck, it started licking my whole body ferociously, I was slobbered in dog saliva. It was a fairly interesting experience. We had pizza for dinner and yep, you guessed it. The dog came in the dining room as soon as we opened the pizza box. Talk about good timing. After eating the pizza, Nicholas and I played on the computer while I was being licked by a dog. The next day, we had to figure out something to cook. So we(I) decided to cook 10 sausages, 3 hash browns, 1 1/2 slices of ham, 2 eggs, and a burger patty.

I ate most of it. :3

Nicholas says my stomach is connected to a black hole. I couldn't agree more.